
James: He's wearing swimming trunks, right? Meowth: Da boss will wake up after a good night's sleep, walk outside, and peel off his robe for a morning dip! James: Being good guys for once would be super-dupulous! Jessie: Up till now Team Rocket's been quite unscrupulous! we're going to do something nice for a change! Jessie: Though it's way outside our usual range. we're certainly going to burst his bubble! Jessie: If that kid thinks we're here for trouble. Jessie: Well if things are gonna get ugly, we may as well try Weezing! James: Surrender now and shoot the curl or prepare to fight!

Jessie: Team Rocket surfs the wind at the speed of light! Jessie: To denounce the evils of a string bikini. (background switches to various shots of J&J in swimsuits, windsurfing, etc.) James: To unite all people's within our nation! Jessie: To protect the world from devastation! James: Our data's conclusive, so make it double! Jessie: Our research warns: Prepare for trouble! Jessie: We're getting so close to the Dragon Fang I can almost smell it! Meowth: "I'm gonna take a little nappy-poo." (puts its face down in the water) James: "That's just not right! Zero is a gross exaggeration, we are at least 2 to 3 percent worthwhile!" Meowth: "What's more ridiculous, gettin' lost or us followin' dem gettin' lost?" Jessie: "Maybe because we're in a blizzard?" James: "How do you know it's a Blizzard attack?" James: No timeouts, the clock's running, so let's fight fight fight! Jessie: Team Rocket does one for the giver at the speed of light! James: To extend our reach with a three-point kick! Jessie: To denounce the evils of an eighth-round pick! James: We'll unite our runners with a fourth-down blitz! Jessie: To protect our team we won't call it quits! James: And make it double with an offsides call! Jessie: Prepare for trouble, don't drop the ball! Meowth: "And I'm so cold I wish I wore clothes!" James: "I'm so cold I can't feel my toes!"

Jessie: "I'm so cold I can't feel my nose!" Jessie: "We'll coerce those creeps into creating chaos, causing a calamity, and in the uncontrolled commotion we'll capture those condors!" James: "It's Butch, he's a little sensitive about that." Jessie: "Wasn't that Cassidy and what's-his-name?" Namba: "The same thing I always order! Fish sticks!" Jessie: Well that's a relief, but you can't blame me, Ms. James: I see no resemblance to that first grade teacher of yours. Jessie: Aaaahh! It's my wretched recurring Remoraid nightmare come true! Jessie: Minimal effort with maximum profit! That's the Team Rocket way!

Meowth: (referring to the Unown) Dey kinda look like alphabet soup, wit'out da soup. James: We'll get another chance to fail next time! Jessie: Who cares if we failed this time! James: We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold! The quotes below are in no particular order. (Yes, this includes funny versions or partial versions of their motto.) I'll be adding more later as I find them. OK here we go, all you Team Rocket fans.rack your brains, check the Internet, whatever.let's try to assemble all of Team Rocket's best quotes! Please include the episode the quote came from if you can.
